Presidential Haiku

By Adam Trimby

Sometimes election coverage is better when it’s reduced to 17 syllables. Here’s a couple of presidential candidate-inspired Haiku.

Haiku for Mitt Romney

Can’t you tell? I’m rich!

My friends own some NASCAR teams.

I’m not Obama…

Haiku for Barack Obama

I Obamacare

Where’s my celebrity friends?

YES WE CAN! … Can’t we?

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